Must be Sweeps Week in the AL East
August 10, 2009
Thank you, Mr. Teixeira
…Cause the Yankees are on top of it. Again.
It might be with a 4-8 record for games in season against the BoSox, but hey, I’m not one to complain.
As a proud New Yorker, I wanted to personally thank Boston for the 6 1/2 game lead in the American League. No doubt we will squander the lead come September, but for now all is well in the Empire State.
The Red Sox are a lot like beach chairs: fun, relaxing, and fold up around Labor Day.
Acutal face of blogger Sean A. while watching Yankees/Red Sox series this weekend.
Job Hunt Update
August 4, 2009
Volunteer Work for Habitat for Humanity. It’s good, very good for a resume, but kind of like getting an N64 without Goldeneye.
How’s your search goin Casey?
No one-ball jokes here people, today Tom Green was viciously attacked by landscapers after his Mercedes struck a pickup truck that was towing landscaping equipment. He is currently in serious condition at Golden State Regional Hospital.
Three men exited the truck, pulled Green from his car and beat him up before feeling the scene, according to recent reports. Green was unresponsive when paramedics arrived and no other details are know at this time and Green has not commented on the incident (hey, I’m posting from a phone dammit, go to TMZ if you want full coverage of an injured z-lister, sometimes they even link to my articles).
Tom Green recently competed on Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentence and hosts his own internet talk show Tom Green’s House Tonight.
Why Hallo Thar.
Here’s another good reason to NOT live on the west coast in the summer. I grew up in Arizona and I know that the combination of heat, anger, senior citizen drivers, and paper-thin gun laws are a mixture for disaster. While the assailants did not litter Green full of holes, the fist-pounding they gave the man who became synonymous with having/ putting his butt on various things was probably just as horrific.
Thank Jack Bauer-on-high that I live on the east coast and the worse I have to worry about are shitty Massholes who don’t know how to use their blinkers on I-90.
Wait, what’s the name of this blog again?
Anyway, horrible news? You decide. I’m just happy no other famous athletes/musicians/spokesmen/sidekicks haven’t died or been injured this week (Steve who? McNair what?) and that celebrities dying has become a b-movie storyline in Hollywood.
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BILLY MAYS DEAD?
June 28, 2009
Man, Myth Legend- Billy Mays
According to CNN, Mays suffered injuries after a flight from Philadelphia to Tampa had a harder-than-usual landing in Tampa, allegedly injuring the pitchman, even though no one was reported injured on the flight’s landing.
What is happening to the world when even beloved pitchmen are falling to death’s cold, unwashed and Oxi-fied hands?
Damn you Death! WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE VINCE OFFER! WHY TAKE BILLY FROM US?!?!?!?
To put it in prospective this week, if Ed McMahon was the greatest sidekick ever, and Farrah was one of the most sexy icons of the 70′s, with Micheal Jackson was the King of Pop- Billy Mays was the Viceroy of Pitchmen. May he rest in peace.
Wow, this week is just sucking for cultural icons. I’m starting to think someone out there is killing off people for the hell of it and making it look like an accident.
I’m looking at you Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin: D-List celebrity or Cultural Assasin?
Originally Posted on Single/White/Geek
Props from NY: Top 5 Best Bands to Come from Mass.
June 24, 2009
As a New Yorker, the mere mention of Massachusetts boils my blood. The cooperation between players on the Red Sox is enough to send me into a hissy fit and Tom Brady is too damn good looking for football or Gisele.
But, if there is one thing the state is good at it’s making some quality rock bands. You guys are good at it, not as good as starting the punk movement in NYC or making noise rock interesting (ironic big ups to the Bowery’s own Sonic Youth), but you’re pretty damn good at it.
So without further adieu, the top 5 rock bands to come out of Massachusetts after the cut.
