Casey: Contributor
Most likely consummated on New Years Eve 1985, Casey has devoted his life to his three true loves: The 2002 Celtics, March Madness brackets, and the Back to the Future trilogy. Casey learned disappointment at an early age when childhood idol Mo Vaughn did not play in games Casey attended two seasons in a row because of strip club altercations the night before. An avid music lover, Casey describes himself as “a closet Sheryl Crow fan.” The person he would most like to meet is David Letterman and would most like to murder anyone attending a Nickelback concert. Casey currently resides in his Purgatory, MA estate.
Charles G: Contributor
Charles graduated from a Big East school not located in New Jersey and is not ashamed to admit that nepotism was the reason he is currently employed by an investment bank. Charles realizes the difference between working for an investment bank and being an investment banker. Charles thanks baby Jesus that the general public (read: people he is trying to passively impress) does not understand this discrepancy. If you see him in a bar and you are not a girl he has slept with, buy Charles a bourbon.
Patrick: Contributor
Patrick, a Red Sox Nation card-carrier, can be found at any given time stringing his lacrosse stick. His undying loyalty to the Boston sports scene has been described as both unparalleled and paralleled. Patrick’s most memorable sports moment came at Providence College as a freshman on the lacrosse team when he entered a game and (something, something, mumbling, fading away, inaudible). If you are at a bar and hear the phrase “Hip-Hip…..Booo”, turn around and shake that man’s hand. Most likely, it’s Pat.
Editor’s note: Patrick never actually entered a game during his lacrosse career at Providence College.
Sean: Contributor
Sean can be easily defined as a heroic hero of heroic proportions. Former writer for The Underground Charge and current writer for SportsInformant.com and his own blog, Single/White/Geek, Sean keeps occupied while in the unemployment line. Lifelong follower of the San Diego Chargers and the hated (yet respectfully hated) New York Yankees, Sean makes his home in Upstate New York, which also makes him a d-bag by default.
Ryter: Ombudsman, Contributor
Ladies, he didn’t nickname his freshman dorm room “The G-Spot” for no reason. Ryter is a former ESPN employee, which makes him ridiculously overqualified to write for Masscrastination. Sites his greatest failure as being passed over in applying to be LC’s intern. When he is not balancing his checkbook, Ryter can be found religiously browsing the pages of Cat Fancy. A life-long New Jersey resident (how bout them Islanders?), Ryter’s love for New York sports (and hatred for New England) makes him the sites official Ombudsman for all things Boston. He may not be a New Jersey wise-guy, but his articles? Fahgetaboutit.
Nacho: Contributor
Thanks, but you can save the “head-honcho” jokes for another day. This corn-product is all business. An athletic trainer by day, Nacho has made a living off of his Michael Scott personality. If you are looking for a score update on a Dorchester Hurling match, or just need an upper thigh rub, Nacho is your man. Pass the guacamole.
Topher: Contributor
Notably a degenerate gambler, Topher most likely made a run at “Red Sox Nation President” last year. The lone Maine columnist on the Masscrastination staff, Topher brings a unique perspective over from his acclaimed blog: The Dub Hub. What he lacks in flannel shirts and Skoal tins, he makes up for in loving everything Boston as long as it doesn’t include dribbling a basketball. Topher spends his unemployed days at home watching TNT reruns of Las Vegas and Charmed on mute.
Ashley: Editor
Ashley has been proofreading sentences since before it was cool. In her high school yearbook she was voted ‘Most Likely to Correct You When You Say “me and ______” Instead of “_______ and I’”. An undiagnosed/parental neglect case of attention deficit disorder makes it easy for her to break away from her real job in television to proofread inane writings. Her Facebook status constantly reads “DTE”…down to edit. As the only female on the site, naturally she has the least say.
